idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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