just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Dicks are not precious.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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