I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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