Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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