Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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