Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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