I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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