I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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