4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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