it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
dude. I can hear the air.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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