...so i touched it.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Mom said you looked used
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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