i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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