yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I love you. Go after that dick
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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