Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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