Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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Semen is not good for contacts.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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