Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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