is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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