My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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