Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Is it penis luge time yet?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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