Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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