it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize