I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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