Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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