What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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