i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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