I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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