Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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