check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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