Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My bed smells like the plague
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