I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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