I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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