But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I cannot find my penis.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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