More tranny stories later!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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