What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Damn victory sex feels great
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Randomize
