Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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