Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just found puke in my bra..
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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