Your tits are I can't wait for
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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