you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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