I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Porn is love you can see.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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