She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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