absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize