in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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