Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You're like the curious george of whores
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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