the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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