We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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