whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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