Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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