Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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