This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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