Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
